Crag Dakkins TMC review – September 23, 2008
For some reason I confuse Rupert Everett with Dermot Mulroney, and vice versa. I’ve been trying to figure out why this is. They have the same basic shape but they don’t really look alike. They both starred in My Best Friend’s Wedding, a movie for the gays (speaking [...]
Crag Dakkins TMC review – September 21, 2008
I popped the DVD in and a trailer for a car movie started playing. Hmmm, no bother, I thought, I’ll just hit the skip button to get past this minor inconvenience. That didn’t work. OK, I thought, sometimes you have to hit the menu button to skip previews. [...]
Crag Dakkins TMC review – September 19, 2008
“This is not a mystery of life! This is shit!”
Visitor Q gets the award for being the most similar to a movie that I would recommend to Dr. Kablaa. Who is Visitor Q? What is Visitor Q all about? I don’t think these are questions designed to be [...]
Crag Dakkins TMC review – September 18, 2008
Fact: as of this moment, Cars has an average rating of 4.1 stars out of 1.4 million Netflix voters.
Fact: I hate people sometimes.
At my 10-year reunion, I found one of my classmate’s career aspirations interesting. He was going to art school with the intent of trying to get [...]
Dr. Gonzo Kablaa TMC review – September 18, 2008
I read some of the reviews of Inside after I watched it. Many talked about how much more disturbing and controversial the movie was than other horror films because all this was happening to a PREGNANT woman. I don’t buy that, and I’ve never seen what makes [...]
Crag Dakkins TMC review – September 18, 2008
Jew Things, more than a lot of things, remind me of my favorite writer, Nietzsche.
The Crafty Jew was a ubiquitous topic in his writings and it led many people to think that he was blaming them for all of the problems in the world. If Anti-Semitic Nietzsche admirers [...]
Dr. Gonzo Kablaa TMC review – September 17, 2008
[Alt+C]
*Cheat Menu Activated*
[shit+ton+of+ammo]
*Infinite Ammo Enabled*
“Take this pistol!”
“This pistol doesn’t have much ammunition, does it? We need to kill ELEVENTY MILLION people.”
“Didn’t you see me type in the cheats? You illiterate Chinese fool. I guess that you have never seen a video game before.”
I think I saw a [...]
Crag Dakkins review – September 17, 2008
If this hadn’t been a Ten Movie Challenge entry, I would have shut it off after a half hour. It is a miserable piece of shit.
My God, this movie is repetitive.
1) BTK stares at a woman through her window and delivers monotonous internal monologue.
2) BTK breaks the window glass.
3) [...]
Crag Dakkins TMC review – September 16, 2008
I don’t identify with drug addicts. I don’t identify with drug users. There’s the perspective that we’re all going to die, so we might as well pump some euphoric chemicals into us while we’ve got time. My perspective is that I prefer to feel healthy and not SAD, [...]
Crag Dakkins TMC review – September 15, 2008
Chris Cooper wants Jason Bourne’s head on his wall tonight and whoever brings it to him will likely get all of his broads. Meanwhile, Clive Owen looks kind of like Angry Video Game Nerd.
Now is the part in the traditional review where the critic would give a synopsis [...]