Crag show me ten movies and tell me write words on them. All movies have rape in them, and I ask him why, and he tell me no reason. Just want to hear my thoughts on this important issue for our times. I think it sick if you ask my opinion.
I not a good [...]
A friend of mine died on Sunday. He pushed it to the limit for about seven years. He walked along the razor’s edge, never looked down, just kept his head, for he knew otherwise he’d be finished. On Sunday, he did look down…and experienced Sudden Catastrophic Failure.
There I was, watching an Angry Video Game Nerd [...]
Says John Cougar Magnum Mellencamp in “Small Town”:
Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probably die in a small town
Oh, those small communities
(Skip ahead if you know the song, which you probably do.)
All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so [...]
And maybe Andrew Dice Clay, too.
Editor’s Note: Deputy Grutch occasionally speaks in metaphors and non-sequiturs and non-sequitur-metaphors. To clear up some confusion, I’ve marked these with parenthetical numbers and provided a guide at the end. Fuck you.
Saturday was going to be a cromulent (2) day. The hospital staff had steadily unplugged Mrs. Deputy Grutch from the infrastructure necessary to [...]