Hey folks, Harry here. Just kidding, it’s Crag.
(Right: I’m going to be talking about questionable dancing ability in this essay. Elaine Benes has questionable dancing ability. DO YOU SEE why I chose this animated gif?)
I’m a bit behind on the times, so this video and its depicted, and apparently often imitated, dance has [...]
There is a woman to whom I type various brands of beer, and nothing else, on Instant Messenger. She got sick of it.
Woman6787 (10:17:44 PM): yea well it’s annoying that you keep typing kinds of beers to me
lordscORpION (10:18:18 PM): What should I type instead? Various colors? Shapes? States of the union?
Woman6787 (10:18:43 PM): how [...]
With David Fincher:
“First I made Alien 3.”
“Hmmm, not too good, bro.”
“But then I made Seven.”
“DUDE, YOU’RE AWESOME! THAT RULED!”
“You think so? I also made The Game.”
“Oh, that’s kinda weak actually.”
“Hold onto your hats! I then made Fight Club.”
“HOLY CHRISTING FUCK! AWESOME! YOU RULE, MAN!”
“Panic Room, too. Did you see that?”
“Oh. Uh, yeah, I saw it. [...]
Hit Me Baby…For The First Time?
A pop icon shows that the joke is on us
By Will Wilmington
SCUD magazine
Issue #65
November 1, 2008
Can we take her seriously anymore?
The pop star shrugs; wonders if “seriously” is the way people ever took her. She says things will probably be the same. She says that coming forward about [...]
Here’s a story I wrote during my lunch break around the water cooler one day. I don’t like it very much.
Around The Water Cooler
Jimmy Piersall got killed this morning. I don’t know how or why, or even IF he got killed. But I know it happened, cuz I saw it. Do [...]