Archive for October, 2008

A consciousness-raising message

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

I bring to you a message. If by this message I have seen farther, it is only because I have stood on the shoulders of giants: Stanley Kubrick, Pee Wee Herman, Seth MacFarlane, some gentlemen known as The Trashmen and the being who directly told it to me.
Here is the story about how I came [...]

“Marriage”, a play in two acts by Dr. Gonzo Kablaa

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Act I
“Why do you want to get married?”
“I want you to commit.”
“Why would marriage show I wanted to commit?”
“It’s a bond. Our relationship would be consecrated.”
“Because some mystical quack told us it’s ok to have sex, or because the government will tell us we can’t break up without severe legal consequences?”
“Your refusal to get [...]

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Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

The novelization of Steamboat Willie

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPbpvP-okM
The summer colors gave way to the high contrast blacks and whites of autumn as Mickey steered the steamship “Discovery” down the Mighty Mississippi. Mickey had just been hired as a shipmate by Steamboat Willie, reportedly the surliest of all the local steamboat captains. This didn’t frighten Mickey so much, for he was a mouse [...]

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