Carbonic Energy

By Dr. Gonzo Kablaa
These are the funniest videos on the internet. The rules for what videos I’ve included on this list were that the videos must be internet originals (not movie or T.V. clips); they must be videos intended to be comedic (no “dramatic squirrel” or “chocolate rain” type shit – they are annoying [...]

I got sick of the surveys people posted on Myspace bulletins, so I came up with my own:
1) Which part of your body do you think the opposite sex focuses on when they decide to reject you?
2) SOPHIE’S CHOICE QUESTION: List your five best friends. You have to kill one of them in order [...]

The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago is big. Maybe the biggest aquarium in the world, which would put it in the running for the biggest in the universe.
Navigator and I go there. Our intent is to mock the animals that are confined to waterboxes.
I desperately wanted to punch a great white shark in the [...]

On August 1, 2008, these were the top 20 movies on imdb.com’s Top 250 (rank, average rating, title, year, number of votes):
1. 9.2 The Dark Knight (2008) 179,586
2.9.1 The Godfather (1972) 301,842
3. 9.1 The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 352,357
4. 9.0 The Godfather: Part II (1974) 171,663
5. 8.9 The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (1966) 100,457
6. [...]