A short story written circa 2001:
Anne Stevens is a stupid, stupid bitch. Well, she’s not a bitch exactly. In fact, she’s probably the nicest person I’ve ever known. People around town call her a saint.
She brings a jovial attitude, complete with shit-eating grin, to every one of her daily encounters. Her [...]
Writing netflix notes makes blurb-whores of us all, but it’s kind of a fun challenge. Given a limited number of characters with which to write a note, one tries to be witty and sufficiently informative in just a few words. Of the thousand or so notes I’ve written to my netflix friends over the last [...]
Bacchus was at the far end of the bar; seven wenches were around and on top of him. Mandrake looked on and sighed.
“What’s the matter?” asked Dionysus, the owner of the Pantheon Bar.
“Look over yonder at Bacchus. His skill with women is unmatched. I admit to being envious.”
“Perhaps you should be more [...]
The movie Dan In Real Life features a scene where Dane Cook punches Steve Carell. This scene was funny because A) Dane Cook’s bicep and forearm were at a 30 degree angle throughout the entire punching motion (it looked rather girlish, like he was throwing his entire arm at him); B) He connected with Steve’s [...]
Last December, NFL football player Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison for running a “cruel and inhumane” dogfighting ring and lying about it. In the interest of commenting on news that isn’t very timely, here are some thoughts on the general public’s idiocy in thinking it possible for animals to be treated [...]
In the interest of nationalism/statism and making lists, Dr. Gonzo Kablaa and I debated about who the ten greatest people from our home state of Minnesota are. Instead of presenting you with a finalized list, I’ll blogify the more inconclusive conversation that we had.
Dr. Gonzo Kablaa
Here is my list for the greatest Minnesotans, to be [...]