Carbonic Energy

I’ve seen your list: http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/90539/2010-hot-100.html
Maybe watch SNL some time.

OK, you’ve had a chance to see the movie; now I’m going to address specific problems I had with it. I seem to be in the minority opinion about this movie, and even though I cherish these times of being separated from the herd, it’s not my goal. Tis true that I thought Inglourious Basterds [...]

My brother says douche-fags representing the site http://youfoundthecard.com/ dress in V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes costumes and protest outside his city’s Scientology center.
WHAT BRAVE SOULS! IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE STOOD UP TO THOSE KOOKS!
Why not pick on an absurd and (sometimes) harmful belief system that actually makes a difference in the world?
Catholicism could buy and [...]

A message I received from Dr. Gonzo Kablaa:
Kari called me today rambling on about something to do with a restraining order. Apparently, some guys tapped on her window and shouted things, or drove around in a car, and possibly a shotgun was involved. I didn’t really listen too carefully since I was busy researching while [...]

A friend of mine died on Sunday. He pushed it to the limit for about seven years. He walked along the razor’s edge, never looked down, just kept his head, for he knew otherwise he’d be finished. On Sunday, he did look down…and experienced Sudden Catastrophic Failure.
There I was, watching an Angry Video Game Nerd [...]

Says John Cougar Magnum Mellencamp in “Small Town”:
Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probably die in a small town
Oh, those small communities
(Skip ahead if you know the song, which you probably do.)
All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so [...]

I briefly thought about writing about last Sunday’s Oscars, but then I remembered that I don’t care at all. I’m going to write about WATCHMEN instead. That’s all I care about right now.
I read the graphic novel a couple years ago and have been rereading it lately. I liked it on my first read. I [...]

Typical Movie Critic: Mickey Rourke’s performance in The Wrestler is beautiful, a wonder, a sight to behold. It truly is his comeback performance, and perhaps the comebackingest performance of all comeback performances. Travolta in Pulp Fiction has nothing on this comebackitude. It was so comebacky of Rourke that I shed a tear [...]

Hey folks, Harry here. Just kidding, it’s Crag.
(Right: I’m going to be talking about questionable dancing ability in this essay. Elaine Benes has questionable dancing ability. DO YOU SEE why I chose this animated gif?)
I’m a bit behind on the times, so this video and its depicted, and apparently often imitated, dance has [...]

There is a woman to whom I type various brands of beer, and nothing else, on Instant Messenger. She got sick of it.
Woman6787 (10:17:44 PM): yea well it’s annoying that you keep typing kinds of beers to me
lordscORpION (10:18:18 PM): What should I type instead? Various colors? Shapes? States of the union?
Woman6787 (10:18:43 PM): how [...]