Gathered in the tavern were Thunderbolt, Gunsmoke and Lightfoot. Trembling in fear, Lightfoot wondered aloud why he had been forcibly taken from his ranch for this meeting.
“WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS TODAY!!” thundered Gunsmoke, quaking, thinking maybe it would be best to strangle Lightfoot and be done with it, but his Overman logic allowed [...]
Bacchus was at the far end of the bar; seven wenches were around and on top of him. Mandrake looked on and sighed.
“What’s the matter?” asked Dionysus, the owner of the Pantheon Bar.
“Look over yonder at Bacchus. His skill with women is unmatched. I admit to being envious.”
“Perhaps you should be more [...]
The crops of Paragonicar grew tall and bore much fruit. The townsfolk knew they required his services for he was one who exuded much LIFE FORCE. The neighbor of Paragonicar was Doltinadaftus, a farmer of much less successful crop.
After a night of drinking, Doltinadaftus went to Paragonicar’s home to find him making his [...]
Paul Troon reckoned it was time he got hisself a comely lass of virtue true.
“I want a woman with worldly experience!” he said to the lowly sparrow.
And so it came to pass that he courted a woman of prostutnik inclinations.
“This is too much fornication to be borne! There must be more to love than [...]
Gwynooooooosaurus! The infidel has reached the perimeter and there is no turning back. He must be stopped!
Upon his capture the infidel speaks.
“Twasn’t me! It were the others! I’m just a pawn in the great cosmic game; subject to the whims of others!”
It was at this moment that the great burly CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD stepped [...]
Oh, the times! The times are a-changing! The two large icosahedral balls adorned with the numbers 1-20 roll on and on and on portending most portentiously the logical and the anti-logical paths to be followed. Evens and primes lead to lucidity while odd non-primes lead to unwarranted foibles most catastrophic. Life [...]