Carbonic Energy

Nickasun met Christopher Titus recently. Afterwards, Nickasun told everyone that one of his favorite TV shows ever was “Titus”. About a week before that, the band King Harvest personally complimented Nickasun on his youtube rendition of “Dancing in the Moonlight”. Afterwards, Nickasun told everyone that one of his favorite bands ever was King Harvest.
But I’m [...]

Editor’s Note: For some time now, I’ve been trying to convince The Shogun (Formerly) of Stanford to share some of his wisdom about the harsh, brutal world on the CE site. He had balked, probably out of a belief that his serious scholarly approach to writing wouldn’t jibe with this site’s dyke-fisting art, essays on [...]

CHICAGO – In the midst of Inning the Seventh of a smashing-good Base-Ball game between the New York Mutuals and the Chicago White Stockings, Chicago’s own Man-About-Town and shoe-sole magnate Ashleydale Ascotcumberbundsburg demonstrated for the captivated throng the procedure with which one transmits messages over the remarkable Bell Engine which was invented by the esteemed [...]

And maybe Andrew Dice Clay, too.

Happy Hunter S. Thompson Day. It is the something-year anniversary of the day Hunter T put a gun into his mouth and deleted himself from the universe.
Getting old and stupid probably didn’t appeal to the man. Yesterday I watched the movie Young @ Heart, a documentary about an old people choir that sings [...]

Before Facebook killed Scrabulous several months ago, Dr. Kablaa and I played a game of Offensive Word Scrabble. This game gets pretty tricky after a few moves. Most moves end up being tile swaps.
Our blank tiles were misused early on. They should have been saved for better words down the road – [...]